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The Mendoza Line: Heidi Cruz opening travel agency to help GOP families family vacation wife or husband-free

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&#13 "Do you think I'd really want to see that chinless, dumpy moron on the beach with his shirt off?" Heidi Cruz asked during a press event announcing her new travel agency. - WIKIMEDIA COMMONS / MAVERICKLITTLE (LEFT) AND GAGE SKIDMORE (RIGHT)

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  • &#13 “Do you consider I might genuinely want to see that chinless, dumpy moron on the seashore with his shirt off?” Heidi Cruz requested for the duration of a push event saying her new vacation agency.&#13
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Heidi Cruz, the wife of Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, held a press conference Monday announcing plans to open up a new vacation company for political households like hers that desperately want a putz-free of charge getaway. &#13
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Heidi’s Heid-Away Adventures will let spouses of elected officers to use ceaseless whining and group chats to stress heads of households to just take the relatives on a trip. Then, making use of diligently placed social media buys, the agency will disgrace the elected formal into returning in just 24 several hours, leaving every person else to have a good time. &#13
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Heidi Cruz explained she designed the notion just after the family’s excursion final week to Cancún.

“The ladies and I realized it would look lousy for Ted if he took the household to Mexico, but we stored asking him anyway,” she explained. “It should arrive as no surprise that he gave in. He has no spine. The gentleman could not even stand by me when President Trump known as me unappealing — and I rest with the schmuck.”&#13
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Heidi Cruz explained the largest obstacle her prepare faced was generating the senator come to feel obligated to appear back to Texas as his constituents shivered in their houses with no power. &#13
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“The girls and I have been surprised that Ted felt sufficient force to go property,” she claimed. “Usually, he has no perception of disgrace. But fortunate for us he listened to what little conscience he has remaining, and the ladies and I received to take pleasure in a pleasant, Ted-free of charge weekend. I imply, do you assume I really want to see that chinless, dumpy moron on the seashore with his shirt off?”&#13
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Heidi Cruz claimed she’s been in make contact with with other Washington spouses together with the wives of Republican senators Josh Hawley of Missouri, Tom Cotton of Arkansas and Marco Rubio of Florida. The husbands of representatives Marjorie Taylor-Greene of Georgia and Lauren Boebert of Colorado have also attained out to her. &#13
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“You know those people poor sonsofbitches need to have a crack from the insane,” she reported of Perry Greene and Jayson Boebert.&#13
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Cruz has also achieved across the aisle, extending her services to the families of Senate The vast majority Chief Chuck Schumer and Home Speaker Nancy Pelosi.&#13
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“Their spouses are whole of shit as well,” Cruz mentioned. “They get a greater part, and the only checks they’ve signed so significantly are for a $285 million Raytheon offer and funds to protect the deportation of 26,000 folks. But #BLM, ideal?”&#13
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